Sentence examples for lump of crap from inspiring English sources

RIM's BlackBerry Storm, the biggest lump of crap to come out of Canada since Celine Dion, sold 500,000 units in its first month.

Prexar Mobile has secured the right to offer contract-free monthly plans to former Amp'd customers who, until now, had to choose between switching to Verizon or using their phones as decorative lumps of useless crap.

"I was his lump of clay.

Hence the lump of coal.

Hence, statue dominates lump of clay.

Some sort of sentient lump of clay?

Who will get the lump of coal?

Get a lump of clay.

Start with a lump of clay.

Take a large lump of clay.

There was a big lump of stuff all still stuck up there, merged into one mess of crap and ear, nose, and throat pain.