Henry and Doofus are joining a life of low-down criminal activity in the seedy underbelly of Flowertown.
It is dealt with by magistrates, the lowest criminal court, and their powers are limited to a fine.
But such a great leader deserves to be treated respectfully and not as the lowest criminal in a cage.
Sixty percent of deportations between October 2008 and February 2011 were of non-criminals or "low priority" criminals (those who'd committed a misdemeanor years ago, say), so how could Homeland Security simultaneously concentrate on "the worst offenders" and maintain the 400,000 rate?
In two separate stints as New York City's police commissioner, he has crusaded against low- level criminal acts, tripling the rates of misdemeanor arrests in recent years, according to a 2014 report from the John Jay College of Criminal Justice.
Per capita, there is a staggeringly low 6 criminal incidents per every 1000 people.
The action would elevate him to the status of a warrior, when we should be treating him as a low life criminal.
Violent crime rates are low, and criminal activities are predominantly crimes of opportunity such as pickpocketing and petty theft, although child prostitution, human trafficking and the production and sale of marijuana and other illegal drugs are increasing.
Since the 1990s, a model of "broken windows" policing – the tactic of aggressively targeting low-level criminal acts such as vandalism or loose cigarette selling – has been in play throughout the city.
It is routine nowadays to hear the police chatter on about a "zero tolerance" approach to crime and a "broken windows" strategy, shorthand for rooting out the kind of low-level criminal antics that can graduate into high-level crimes.
