Sentence examples similar to looking at my planner from inspiring English sources

I look at my planner and it actually looks blurry to me (I will not get reading glasses, damn it. I will squint until 50 if I need to ).

"Look at my dress.

Look at my record.

"Look at my ass!

"Look at my wife".

Look at my eyes.

Look at my weapons.

Look at my tail!

Look at my cloak.

Look at my smile.

Look at my chin!