It dates back to 1993, when the Forest Stewardship Council, an alliance of greens and loggers, drew up a list of rules for sustainable forestry.
"The logger looked up and his face went numb, and then you could see him making a kind of fight-or-flight decision," von Bismarck recalled.
The sun has barely risen above the chestnut forest that lies somewhere near the crest of Mount Pelion, but loggers' pick-up trucks are already streaming through the muddy slush, their cargo bouncing in the back.
"A logger turns up to work in the morning and finds that someone's been on site and defecated in his helmet, or urinated in the billy, or put excreta up under the handles of his machines," is how Terry Edwards, the head of Tasmania's logging industry association, remembers it.
He was a logger and up in the camps and so forth.
To meet the demand, a complex network of loggers has sprung up, with the riskiest work carried out by the poorest.
He gets Rp 500,000 per trip, but after gas, expenses, and salaries for his two loggers, he ends up pocketing about Rp 100,000 ($7 USD) per trip.
If people hear about loggers ripping up the rain forest or developers building on green field sites, they get it.
And now this big logger was bringing up a third and final shot of adrenaline.
Inspired by this new definition, some other Language Loggers decided to set up the "eggcorn database", which is a brilliant and often hilarious compendium of mortification.
