"We're pretty sure it's not genuine prescription pills there's a load of fake xannies going around".
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Impressively, when The Shed at Dulwich reached number one on TripAdvisor's "Best in London" list it had never served a single meal, because it wasn't actually a restaurant, just a shed with a load of fake reviews on a travel website.
That means there is whole load of faking going on, with men strutting confidently out of dorm rooms while young women roll their eyes.
In Ms. Khalil's art, cut-outs of Lebanese, Syrian and Israeli characters and icons have been feminized with loads of glitter, fake flowers and rainbows.
The scooper is a prototype and not without its glitches, as a team member, Cassandra Chiocco, 12, learned when she collected a load of the fake droppings on its leading blade, which she then yanked up quickly by a string, flinging the pellets over the metal receptacle and at herself.
"That doesn't really make sense to me, as it just increases the chance of reaching a load of random fake accounts rather than real people who are genuinely interested".
Wear loads of gold, preferably fake gold.
Loads of people are buying fake degrees from fake universities.
"There's too much going on in this record to do it all live without faking loads of stuff, which we don't want to do," says White. "One of the first proper support tours we did was with Jamie T and the Pacemakers and Jamie had made an amazing bedroom record and when the Pacemakers were playing it would be totally different, but it would be fine.
