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Dr. Heathcliff Huxtable, wit' yo' light-ass kids!
A nearby officer said, "I'll light your ass up".
Ludacris's It Wasn't Us has the shuddering, queasy intensity of hardcore rave, and the drums on Busta Rhymes's Light Your Ass on Fire sound like they're ricocheting around a spaceship's hull.
Busta Rhymes - "Light That Ass On Fire".
When you getting ready to light his ass up with facts pic.twitter.com/BLtSn9nudq.
Most Scandalous Line: Flossin rocks like the size of Fort Knox /Four carats, the ice rocks / pussy bangin like Versace locs pops / Want ta the creep, on the light raw ass cheeks / I'm sexin raw dog without protection, disease infested.
From the Hola Ground (light) to Smart Ass (medium), Kiss Ass (dark) to Grizzly Claw (dark), they've got what you need and are available on Amazon.
If you're feeling pretty bleak about the country right now (like most women currently are) and just want to watch some light-hearted ass-kicking, then feast your eyes on the new trailer for GLOW, Netflix's new original series about an all-female 1980s wrestling league.
For the urgent situation in Aleppo, you can do what Kate Northrup, a light warrior bad ass online entrepreneur and author of the book, "Money; A Love Story" is doing - donate to the Compassion Collective: "So I donated again and prayed some more.
At one rally in Las Vegas in mid-December, attendees punched a black protester while others yelled, "Shoot him," "Kick his ass," "Light the motherfucker on fire," and "Sieg heil".
