We retired this sport after a mechanic checking my oil asked me what purpose was served by the plethora of paper lawn bags stuck under my hood.
City workers and volunteers relentlessly piled the long, cafeteria-style tables with mounds of pink and white plumeria picked that morning at the Neal S. Blaisdell Center near downtown and delivered in black, seemingly bottomless lawn bags.
After a few weeks of ruining construction workers' mornings, we moved on to Lawn-Bag Bowling.
I do remember the first time I saw bright orange lawn trash bags decorated with smiley pumpkin faces, which was about ten years ago; I thought they were kind of clever and festive, if a bit commercial.
Listed items include window cleaning fluid, paper towels, dishcloths, lawn and leaf bags, and dish soap, all of which can be dropped off, even anonymously, at the concession stand.
I started my own company, Cut and Bag Lawn Service, during junior high school.
I get good results if I drive it home, drop it on the lawn when the bag breaks and then prepare it as usual.
Craftsman Front Propelled Rear Bag Lawn Mower for $249.99 at Sears [via dealnews].
I poked my head through a Glad lawn and leaf bag, held my breath and sprayed, then ran out 20 feet, gulped some air and went back in.
Why not follow his lead and disguise your middle-age spread at the concert with a Hefty Lawn and Garden Bag? Slimming and waterproof, which is helpful because you're probably not as easygoing about being puked on as you were in the '80s.
