So, rather than bleating and whining about the situation in Zimbabwe, and instead of twiddling our thumbs and crying into our lattes, we should be utilising the legal mechanisms available to deal with Mugabe.
The recommended canned tomatoes are San Marzano, and the mozzarella should be fior di latte or buffalo.
It's enough – or should be – to make anyone spit out their almond milk latte in alarm.
This latte is fairly sweet, and in order to produce the right balance of flavors, your coffee should be fairly strong.
Apple's Beacon system should be able to notify us what song is playing and whether the Pumpkin Spice latte is back.
Costa Coffee's Chai Latte Massimo contains 20 teaspoons of sugar, which is nearly three times more sugar than the NHS says we should be eating in a day, just in that one big cardboard cup.
Boardroom meetings should be held in a "forced fun" environment around the ping-pong tables while people mill about sipping chai lattes and warming up for "glee club".
We should be shooting skeet, or tearing out drywall or fly fishing — anything but sitting in a coffee shop drinking lattes".
While the guess is that "Frappuccino" and the "Latte", should remain there, some suggest Starbucks could benefit from having Alphonso Vivanno Lassi for Indians and may also consider change of name for 'Tazo Chai Tea Latte'.
Actually, it's cosmic latte to be exact.
