My head instantly filled with the rhapsodic sound of ocean waves as I fantasized about a time-lapsed version of myself basking on the French Riviera, nude but for a monokini, regressing back to the pulchritude of my prime: 34 and shimmering like a pink pearl on a half shell.
As I watch a man in a Hurley cap text for what seems like an eternity, I realize that the Jack in the Box of the Damned is simply a time-lapsed version of the bar.
As I watch a man in a Hurley cap text for what seems like an eternity, I realise that the Jack in the Box of the Damned is simply a time-lapsed version of the bar.
Many people lapse into a version of the following: Last time they targeted cartoonists and Jews, but this time they attacked our entire way of life.
Lott lapsed into a strange and tortured version of the myth of Atlas and Hercules trading the weight of the Earth on each other's shoulders.
While the Spanish version lapsed into disuse, a debate arose over newcomers using an alternative Anglicized version with a hard G — something along the lines of Loss AN-guh-less.
While the original game is still there (and yes, don't worry, I'm still planning on describing its new features), this year marks the arrival of Classic mode – a new, streamlined version of the game aimed at lapsed ChampMan enthusiasts.
Allowing for the odd lapse – such as his terrible musical version of The Merry Wives of Windsor in 2006 – he has done much fine work.
Even major lapses like losing the entire Spanish version of the White House website could be bumps in the road.
The new Britons, arriving just as the UK looked like lapsing entirely into secularism, have brought both a revived version of Christianity and more recently Islam.
Watch a minute-long version of it in time-lapse.
