Here are the Spanish, Portuguese and French-language entrants: Hackity allows you to identify what you don't like about your city, post it anonymously and offer your opinions about how to change it.
As an undergraduate students' union representative, I designed and put through senate the first English-language policy for overseas entrants to the British university where I studied, but for this kind of thing to occur 30-odd years later, no matter where, amounts to simple dishonesty.
But the popularity of Chinese languages improves at A-level, where it was the fourth most popular modern language in 2013, with 3,300 entrants compared with 11,000 taking A-level French and 4,200 taking German.
Time Warner Cable, and to a lesser extent other TV providers, has thrown up roadblocks for new entrants by inserting language into some carriage contracts that discourages programmers from selling its channels to Internet TV services.
A slight uplift in Spanish entrants (almost 1%, to 67,707) and greater interest in non-traditional languages such as Chinese and Polish, was not enough to patch over a clear and depressing trend.
The arcane study of language has a new literary entrant: the famed New Journalism author Tom Wolfe.
The number of entrants to taught postgraduate languages degrees is only 1,000 entrants across both full and part-time.
From Agent Wonka to Big Friendly Zombies, snozsprouts to puckleberries, this year's entrants to the 500 Words competition show how Roald Dahl's language continues to inspire them.
In total there were 302,158 entrants for the three modern languages compared to 320,961 the year before.
Top foreign-language film is new entrant Biutiful, directed by Alejandro González Iñárritu and starring Javier Bardem.
