It can't allow lame events to get the Our Story treatment, and it has to teach businesses how to make their branded-clips fun.
All those times Mom drove you to lame sporting events, badly-acted plays, screechy music lessons -- and she did it sober!
In any event, lame-duck sessions are not always productive, as some lawmakers contemplate retirement, forced or otherwise, and others look toward January.
Ostensibly, Stewart's appearing to promote his new film Rosewater, but with the Republicans in control of Congress and President Obama using the double-punch of his net neutrality push and a possible Keystone pipeline veto to breathe life into a lame duck presidency, events in Washington are sure to give the exchange added spice.
With Mr. Topolanek a lame duck, the signature event of the Czech presidency — a May meeting to engage with the European Union's eastern neighbors, including Georgia, Moldova and Belarus — was snubbed by leaders of the main European players, including France, Britain and Italy.
You will assert that, thanks to the talk shows and radio programs and selection specials and blog breakdowns and handicapping Web sites, you have never been more pumped for the Big Dance, which you have to admit is kind of a lame nickname for an event that already has a great one.
Even the big publishers know better than to pay for authors to attend events as lame as book signings!
Slamming NATO's version of events as "lame excuses", Pakistan rejected claims of any firing having emanated from its side as a prelude to the encounter, saying that the soldiers who were manning the post were asleep and resting when NATO launched the assault at night.
With no spontaneity, no loss of control and no screaming protesters getting clobbered by PC Plod, last week's event resembled a lame sci-fi movie starring people we've never heard of.
There were only seven to 10 games total to see and all the coolest ones were under embargo, so the event was pretty lame.
