Here he mixes up a pastiche of Seurat, van Gogh and Matisse and ladles it on with a palette knife.
If it were, you could ladle it onto French toast on a Sunday morning.
Willie ladles it generously on the kids who line up to see him on his wobbly perch on Santa's throne: he's the kind of minimum-wage jackal who has sent his victims on to thousands of hours of therapy (Elvis Mitchell).
Take the batter in a ladle and spread it on the pan with the help of it, or if it is inconvenient, just rotate the pan with a generous tilt until the better is spread properly.
"There's a big devil sat on a roof with a big hole in his arse and he's scooping stuff out of it with a big ladle and it's falling down on us, and it's money, so a lot of the women stop and get some," she says.
Diners here assemble their own, plucking thinly shaved meats like lamb, chicken, beef and seafood from a cart, tossing in a variety of fresh vegetables, and ladling on one of four sauces and assorted condiments.
Next over the parapet in October was Çanakkale 1915, Yeşim Sezgin's awful treatment of the Ottoman resistance to the Allied landing, which ladles on sentimental nationalism instead of bothering to find a proper dramatic focus.
He delivered the longest dream anyone could remember on television, lasting almost 21 minutes, with psychological significance and pop cultural references ladled on like hot fudge onto a shrink sundae of guilt, remorse, fear and retribution.
Lasting for one seemingly endless season, it ladled policier cliches on top of New Orleans cliches, creating an almost toxic mix.
From the highest bench, a man flings a ladle of water on to it and the pyre emits a furious, spitting hiss of steam.
