For the masses, it produced Tru-Color, "the world's first perfect lipstick... non-drying but indelible," its mettle proved in many an ordeal at the Kissing Machine — a device with rubber lips, a crank, and a pressure gauge.
Scientists in Japan (where else?) have already invented a kissing machine.
"Yeah, it's a kiss machine gun," he explains, while reloading.
It's a little kiss machine so you can give kisses to people you love over Skype.
"Along the way we'll visit all areas of the Kiss production and you'll meet many members of the crew that keeps the Kiss machine going strong," the announcement said.
One level beyond Hug Over A Distance is a "human to human tele-kiss" machine called the Kissenger: a vaguely pig-shaped robot interface that tracks your lip movements so that you can literally kiss bae thru the phone.
Can we photograph you kissing a fax machine for $80?
Much credit goes to Bill Aucoin, who, as Kiss's manager, helped four scruffy New York City kids with big, weird dreams formulate their flamboyant act; got them their first record contract; and ferociously marketed their merchandise, including a Kiss comic book, a Kiss pinball machine and, of course, Kiss makeup.
Anyway at the end of the night when we were kissing by the Buck Hunter machine (literally the most romantic place you can kiss me, next to "at McDonalds") and I could feel his massive boner pressing into my hip, I had a decision to make.
Anyway at the end of the night when we were kissing by the Buck Hunter machine (literally the most romantic place you can kiss me, next to at McDonald's) and I could feel his massive boner pressing into my hip, I had a decision to make.
Anyway at the end of the night when we were kissing by the Buck Hunter machine (literally the most romantic place you can kiss me, next to "at McDonald's") and I could feel his massive boner pressing into my hip, I had a decision to make.
