Sentence examples for keyboard squirrel from inspiring English sources

A finished keyboard squirrel!

Apparently there's a site called HighSpeedTorrent that includes testimonials from kids who are able to download porn at blazing speeds after following "exact simple steps" which probably include opening a firewall port and sprinkling squirrel musk on your keyboard.

Squirrel, squirrelly.

Squirrel Nuts.

Squirrel wrangling?

Yes, keyboard.

Saute squirrel until brown.

Somebody called Squirrel.

"Squirrel, Todd! Squirrel!" Goddam, animals are stupid.

Google Keyboard?

Hodor Keyboard?