9.29pm BST 68 min: Ochoa can keep goal!
He won't keep goal, won't work down the pit, fiercely resists the models of masculinity that surround him.
Eldin Jakupovic, entrusted to keep goal with Allan McGregor injured, also spoke of his desire to agree new terms in the next couple of weeks.
Ferguson selected something close to his first-choice side for what might have been considered a dead match – although with a typical twist he chose Ben Amos, aged 20 and someone with minimal first-team experience, to keep goal.
David Lammy, MP for Tottenham, tweeted to ask whether there was any chance Hinch could keep goal for the England football team, a clear dig at Hart's performance in the Euros.
This left the likes of Carlos El Mono Navarro Montoyaya unable to keep goal for Argentina because he once, as a teenager, played for Colombia in an international youth tournament.
Júlio Baptista struck a fine free kick goal near half-time, and during the interval the players clung to two things: They had beaten Valencia, 4-0, in Málaga last November, and it was important to keep goal difference to the minimum.
But Wayne Hennessey is expected to keep goal at Gillingham on Friday night.
