The policy, Mr. Bortz said, was to take them to the junkyard and watch them be cut up and crushed.
He listened to "Dooley's Junkyard Dogs," a 45 that Brown cut in honor of a college-football team.
They are rarely road-legal, and many are eventually crushed, cut up or left in junkyards to rust away.
A few works operate on the "Junkyard Wars" principle: An egg-crate mattress is cut into a fringe and animated by an electric fan; a souped-up wheelbarrow becomes a "Rocket Car," above.
"Anybody that wants to lie can just come up on the hill and cut loose," promised Charlie Brewer, 62, who owns a junkyard just outside the city limits and is known at A.J.'s as the biggest fibber for miles.
It all slowly builds to a night where everything comes to a head and exposes some flab - "Dopefiend's Diner," for example, could have been cut and there are too many scenes in a junkyard.
In the inner gallery he has composed what might be called a junkyard still life, "30 Yards (Minor Tragedies Dissected)." Framed by a cut-apart, neatly quartered Dumpster are four compositions made largely of pieces salvaged from previous Fischer works: battered metal sheets, old oil drums, plumbing pipe, engine parts and other detritus.
In addition, while the tourists in Vermont had enjoyed the sights of cornfields, farms, covered bridges, a waterfall and a gorge on a Steamtown excursion, the Scranton trip to Moscow, Pennsylvania, cut through one of the nation's largest junkyards, an eyesore described by Ralph Nader as "the eighth wonder of the world".
Stolen Statue Sold for Scrap CHERRY HILL, N.J. (AP) — Thieves who stole a one-ton bronze statue of a horse from the former Garden State Park racetrack cut the statue into thousands of pieces, which they sold as scrap to a junkyard in Camden.
There's a gap in my notes here at the point where I shrunk back and looked wistfully around the Frédéric Fekkai salon, bursting with sophisticated women getting up-to-date cuts, while my little sister Margaret was guarding her old do like a junkyard dog.
