Imagine the theme tune to a CBeebies show about a jolly talking cow written by Prince and performed by five-year-olds high on Haribo.
American Horror Story So far, the theme of season six of Ryan Murphy's kitsch splatterfest has been kept a secret, though considering previous themes have included haunted houses, witches, asylums and freakshows, it's unlikely to be about some jolly talking animals forgetting their differences by having a picnic in a wood.
They must have forgotten that I was there, or perhaps they did it to impress me, but I have never heard a group of typically middle-class English men move so rapidly from apparently jolly sporting talk to the crudest racism in so short a time.
We had a jolly time talking about art.
Anyway, the captain gets a jolly good talking to from Trixie – bad man, prostituting your daughter to your workforce, don't do it again.
Apparently some people cannot help being jolly even when talking about suicide bombing.
Hard as it is, Mr Bush should follow the example of France's president, Nicolas Sarkozy, and do his bit to jolly such peace talks along.
Inside, Vişinel talked to the director, a jolly, square-shaped woman, who talked volubly about all the things the 40 or so children in her charge centre had: a chess club, folk dancing lessons and plans for a new football pitch.
Here, however, only a "tonic for the jaded" is promised and a jolly assistant does the talking, what little there is.
The women - four or five of them - were the first to come to share a cake and a bottle of wine to celebrate my wife's birthday, and we enjoyed a jolly hour or so talking and laughing.
