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Go to an adult costume store, or a joke store.
If you really want to trick them out, go to a joke store and buy a package of fake dog drool, only fifteen cents cost worthy.
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In a large venue or somewhere where betting is not appropriate, take the pre-arranged card from a jumbo deck (available at most joke stores) and tape this card to your shirt at the breast or on the back, beneath a sweater or suit coat.
The shops in Hogsmeade village will include Ollivanders wand shop, Zonko's joke shop, Honeydukes candy store, Dervish and Banges clothing store, Filch's Emporium of Confiscated Goods gift shop, Wiseacre's Wizarding Equipment, Gladrags Wizardwear and Owl Post stationery shop.
Then, sticking a joke-store nose-and-glasses combo over his face, he transformed into Humpty Hump, an outlandish, honking hybrid of Groucho Marx, Phil Silvers and Rudy Ray Moore.
And she has another joke in store.
For years, the sign was meant as a joke by the store's owner, Richard Homan.
It was consuming work, and she used to joke that the store's slogan "We're a Part of Your Life" should be changed to "We're Your Entire Life," because of the time she gave to the store.
Stevenson did the hardware store joke and mercifully exited.
A favoured meeting place for abled people to congregate and do what they do best: inconvenience me (there's an inconvenience store joke here but, for your sake, I'm not going to make it).
What he called his Joke File was stored in an eight-by-five bank vault.
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