Each day, you unravel one layer of sprout to reveal a Christmas-themed joke, hat, or plastic bug.
Each day, you unravel one layer of sprout to reveal a Christmas cracker joke, hat or plastic bug.
This budget pack means you can fill the crackers with whatever you want, then finish them off with the jokes, hats, ribbons and snappers provided.
If it is a joke, then hats off to Dee and XOVA – they've gone to one hell of an effort.
After rescuing a drunkard from the river, he's promoted to detective, and his new civilian clothing gives rise to a long series of jokes about hats.
But gone are the days when they all contained the terrible joke, tissue party hat and "break-in-a-second" prize – today's contents tend to be much better quality.
Providing festive opulence, they each contain a different prize ranging from spinning top to playing cards and screwdriver set to keyring, along with the obligatory hat, joke and motto.
After he was accused of peddling anti-semitism in Mo' Better Blues he announced his intention of beginning his next film, Jungle Fever, with a personal address to the camera: 'All you enlightened beings who feel I'm anti-semitic can kiss my black ass.' I take that to have been a joke, whatever the hat says.
Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg, who donned a tan cowboy hat, joked that he was working on a song called "Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Mayors".
The message that drinking and driving don't mix has sunk in, certainly, but mostly, alcohol jokes seem old hat, and writers prefer the once taboo subjects of marijuana and masturbation.
Cleo, a slightly famous singer, tries to behave normally -- going out for coffee, buying a hat, joking around with her composers, receiving a gentleman friend, strolling the streets of Paris and sharing her fears with a soldier she meets in the park.
