LISA RONIS, a matchmaker, was already working the party at 8 15 on Wednesday night, casing the joint for single guys, 30 to 50-something.
The real Birdman of Alcatraz, Robert Stroud, had been moved from Alcatraz to Springfield, Missouri, a couple of miles from my house at the Medical Center for Federal Prisoners, the joint where bad guys came to die.
They ended up at Marylou's, in the Village — in Batali's description, "a wise-guy joint where you get anything at any time of night, none of it good".
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No matter whatever else I achieve in my journalistic career, I can die safe in the knowledge that someone somewhere will one day use Photoshop to put a gigantic joint in the guy on the right's hand and my picture will kick off an internet joke so popular that people will eventually grow bored of it.
When Brian Williams did his day-at-the-White House special two weeks ago, the president took the anchor to a Five Guys burger joint.
Mr. Jones, 51, a k a Skelly D, is doing brisk business, selling the game, at $20 a pop, where else -- on the street, outside the Five Guys burger joint off Nevins.
The story went like this: One night at a bar in Columbia, S.C., Costello and some of his buddies got into it with the joint's regulars, white guys, riled up over the presence of one of the soldiers, a black G.I., in their bar.
I want to offer a joint to the cable guy in exchange for free HBO.
After this I have a joint interview with the guy who voices Optimus Prime paired with Larry King.
