Sentence examples for jesus off from inspiring English sources

"I couldn't get Jesus off my mind, and this unbelievable sermon," she said.

It was anchored (next to the Thank You Jesus) off the shore of La Vallee, where it had been built.

"Jesus rising off the earth?" he asked.

"Evidently having the same birthday as Jesus paid off," he said the other day.

One of its shots shows Jesus lifting off like a rocket on his way to heaven.

Some people think Jesus ran off with Mary Magdalen in the end.

I think even Jesus whacked off a few times thinking about Mary Magdalene".

Other early Christian misogelasts (laughter-haters) picked up where Jesus left off; St. John Chrysostom upped the ante with a version of the domino theory intended to stop any serial joker before he turned into a serial killer.

9. Jesus showing off his soccer skills.

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Almost every time a crowd gathered around him, Jesus took off.