Pull slowly steadily and don't make fast jerky pulls.
She got up and executed a jerky dance, pulling faces that made her look deranged.
Rice, despite being fried in lard and topped with pork cracklings and fluffy dehydrated country ham (a clever take on Asian pork floss, in which jerky is pulled apart until it has the texture of wool), is confoundingly bland.
She conveys the jerky rhythmic tugs and pulls of the mazurkas, Chopin's boldly inventive evocations of the Polish dance form.
Lorde pulled some jerky moves in her video for Hunger Games song Yellow Flicker Beat, and there were midriffs aplenty in the high-energy street dancing for Hideaway by Kiesza – yet top prize has to go to Chandelier by Sia.
The pranksters, Vladimir Kuznetsov and Alexei Stolyarov, who call themselves the "Jerky Boys of Russia," have pulled similar stunts on high-profile celebrities.
During each repetition, the body must not swing, legs must not kick or bend, and the pull must not be jerky.
The site also pulled a campaign for Kobe beef jerky last year after determining it was a scam.
There was pulled mutton and posole and lamb jerky and lamb pastrami and fried lamb testicles (dba "rocky mountain oysters"), the last of which were served at 2 AM to an appreciative public.
Pulling himself up, he fished some beef jerky out of the bag, bit off a piece.
"I feel like I was made to do this," she said after lunch, pulling a strip of blueberry-cranberry-flavored beef jerky out of her purse.
