OMG did you hear about Mel Gibson... what a jerk, right?!? Now that guy is evil... Geez, anyway, if you want depressing, I'll show you depressing.
Knees are jerking all over creation right now.
If that makes me a jerk, so be it: but right now I'm a depressed and despondent jerk, because our season's been over for months, except the games haven't ended yet.
And with a little time away from the knee-jerk reactions — the OMG, I have to text this right NOW — some thoughtful thinking may go on.
Democrats right now want to hear what a jerk and scumbag Trump is, how we got robbed, and how there's still a chance.
"Right now, when you think about online players, you just think of jerks that couldn't be happier than when they see you suffer," Chen said.
Would these history-making measures expand on progressive movements happening in our country right now, or would newly lax laws mean even more liquid lubrication for repugnant jerks like this guy?
"Right now we're somewhere between the arm in 'Dr. Strangelove,' " which involuntarily jerked into a Nazi salute, "and the Luke Skywalker arm in 'Star Wars' where he turns it on and it's fully naturally functional.
Beyond that his body language felt amateur-pedantic; right now he wants to teach the world how to Dougie and how to jerk, how to moonwalk and toe-stand.
Right now, it's just shapeless, formless pre-mess, and we are still being jerked around by forces and shapes unknowable.
