Sentence examples for jerk off it from inspiring English sources

I sometimes think and feel like if I jerk off it drains me of my vitality, thereby making me a punk and allowing the suckers a way to attack me in my weakness.

The graphics are so bad that even though you know it's a guy jerking off, it looks like he's either lifting his giant balls up and down vigorously, or using a beige-y skin-coloured jackhammer that leaks tiny bricks of butter.

We had him kill the goat out of anger, and then jerk off on it to bring it back to life.

It's obviously not porn (though you could easily jerk off to it).

Or maybe even jerk off on it".

I'm gonna jerk off to it," and they would always bug out and leave and I would just die laughing.

Target, gas stations, friends' homes, gyms, medical buildings -- you name it, I jerked off in it.

If you've thought of it, someone's jerked off to it.

"I think sometimes with gay men it's like, 'We're just going to jerk off in the bathroom and it doesn't mean anything.' But the card I make for you is not frivolous.

Yeah, I'm gonna jerk off now".

I guess I'll go jerk off too, so we aren't taking turns jerking off.