I'm sitting there showering, naked as a jaybird and here comes Rahm Emanuel not even with a towel wrapped around his tush, poking his finger in my chest, yelling at me because I wasn't going to vote for the president's budget.
BACKSTAGE CHRONICLES about director, playwright and Shakespeare swami John Barton and a workshop he gave recently at BAM... Barton went over to greet the actor Tony Randall, who sat natty as a jaybird in a blue blazer and pink shirt in the second row.
Here's more of what Massa said, as reported by the Times: "I am sitting there showering, naked as a jaybird, and here comes Rahm Emanuel, not even with a towel," Mr. Massa said, adding that Mr. Emanuel poked "his finger in my chest, yelling at me at me because I wasn't going to vote for the president's budget".
A naked spacefarer, sheathed in a silvery pseudoskin that affords all the protection one needs from radiation and cosmic dust while meeting Code standards by neatly neutering one, the shining void between the legs serving to signify that one is not (as one often appears to be when seen from behind) naked as an interstellar jaybird.
"If a police officer is taking a picture of every interaction, one of the things that he may find is me, naked as a jaybird, when my wife calls to complain," said Franklin E. Zimring, a professor of law at the University of California, Berkeley.
"I am sitting there showering, naked as a jaybird, and here comes Rahm Emanuel, not even with a towel," Mr. Massa said, adding that Mr. Emanuel poked "his finger in my chest, yelling at me at me because I wasn't going to vote for the president's budget".
AT least Sam Shahid, the art director renowned for bringing a naked-as-a-jaybird, homoerotic aesthetic to cutting edge must-haves like underwear, perfume and Abercrombie & Fitch's randy quarterly magazine -- revered, reviled and abruptly defunct -- has the good sense to show up for this tête-à-tête fully clothed.
For suspense and roll-on-the-floor laughter, for example, there is little on any television screen to match the head of Russia's far-left Agrarian Party discussing land reform, his interviewer intently serious and jaybird-naked, the politician trying his hysterical best to focus on some imaginary point in a far corner of his office.
Two years later he was performing with the bassist Leo Lyons, and by the 1960s they were playing in a band called the Jaybirds in small clubs in England and Germany.
"I understand you still want to be 'hip' and out in brooklyn," wrote Jaybird N., "but yer a parent now, so take your damn kids home and don't mess with my chosen child free existence".
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