The standard intro for all of us was: "Might be good, might be shit, all the way from over there: [add name]." It's the docklands vibe that I love about the place.
Poised behind a mic in a cliff-top, open-air amphitheatre at the bottom end of Britain – the waves crashing below, the seabirds hooting above – KT Tunstall surveys her surroundings, and her audience, and declares: "I'm glad the scenery is amazing 'cause the gig might be shit".
If you're hoping to hear from Harmon yourself, you might be shit outta luck for a bit.
You might be shitting in a sweat-lacquered plywood cupboard but you're not an animal.
Final Fantasy XV looks like it might not be shit, too, and Square Enix finally fixed Final Fantasy XIV.
But after someone suggested that it might be whale shit, crowds flocked to the beach, carving out chunks of the log with garden tools and taking them home until nothing remained.
The people who are organising this year's London Olympics are pretty annoyed, because it highlights how easy it might be for someone to shit all over their plans.
They might still be shit, but at least it's a slightly different brand of shit.
We're living in a reality where Hasbro is struggling to keep up with the demand for toys of characters in films that aren't out yet – characters that arguably might just be shit.
