Sentence examples for it jokes from inspiring English sources
But let's face it: jokes about Mr. Leno are even more tired than Mr. Leno's jokes.
Autumn, Channel 4. It's not just that we're waiting for Matt Smith to regenerate into Peter Capaldi (and Twitter to finally collapse under the weight of The Thick of It jokes): it's also time for the 50th anniversary celebrations.
"This doesn't look like a multimillion-dollar operation at all, does it?" jokes Paula Cannon, a lead researcher on the project, as she enters the ill-smelling room, which has shelves lined with mice living together in plastic cages that resemble large shoeboxes.
In the words of David Moran, area director of operations, Old Ebbitt Grill is "for everyone and every time". Open three meals a day starting at 7 a.m., the restaurant is closed "just long enough to clean it," jokes the former general manager.
I have a daughter who entered seventh grade a year ago at Brearley, a girls' school so sure of itself that it jokes, "Chapin girls date doctors and lawyers, Spence girls marry doctors and lawyers and Brearley girls become doctors and lawyers".
I wouldn't necessarily recommend it," jokes Chao.
But in hotter-than-hot New York, where even David Letterman has been doing how-hot-is-it jokes in his monologue, an ambient misery index could account for statistics like this one: Beach attendance this month is already 32 percent higher than it was all of last summer.
For Queerty this was an opportunity for catty, you-know-he-liked-it jokes about the alleged victim, complete with photo of a porn star eating a banana.
"You crashed it!" Abovitz jokes.
