'No jokes in this room.' I'd say, 'No motherfucking jokes', but it doesn't scan.
If it doesn't scan, it gets changed.' He met his French wife, Hermine, at a dance in Bedford Square; she told him she had escaped from a lunatic asylum in Switzerland - 'which was a complete lie'.
Then she could easily wail, "Oh Lord, won't you buy me shares in a blended fund that offers the possibility of both stability and growth?" It doesn't scan, but is the tone so different from the original, in which she asks for a Mercedes-Benz?
(Parenthetically, I've always thought that classical music and rock feed on many of the same energies, that Brahms and Beethoven were as much in love with their power chords as are Jimmy Page and Keith Richards and that, really, what Chuck Berry ought to have been singing is "Roll Over, Mantovani," but it doesn't scan).
It doesn't scan negatives and I wouldn't run precious family heirlooms through it but it will definitely help reduce your paper clutter and streamline your expense process immensely.
Even if it doesn't scan in the proper bottle, however, you can always consult the image it took to update the database and help the system return the proper vino next time.
It doesn't scan like Longfellow's original.
And when he meets people over at the AEI, he sings the Golden Girls theme song to them, and switches the word "confidant" to "right wing think tank" and yeah, it doesn't scan, but whatever, this is just a guy singing to his pals.
If it doesn't scan, you may need to lick the barcode, but use as a last resort.
It doesn't scan medical cards yet, but it's equipped to do so once the legal ramifications become less questionable.
