He smiles and then adds impishly: "Well, we assume it's Cupcake Mountain, but it could be UFOs.
And no internet, no phones, no texting, no TV – it's the cupcake generation's apocalypse, with no prizes just for showing up.
The bad news: It's not cupcake.
I hope there's cupcakes involved.
(It's war, cupcakes!) Ushering in this local sugary explosion is a pair of grand openings dedicated to Homer's favorite treat: Donut Savant and Doughnut Dolly.
If it's Magnolia cupcakes bringing us happiness, we might step on the scale after a few weeks of blissful red velvet happiness and poof: Happiness is gone again.
He is well read, listens to Thelonious Monk, bakes cupcakes ("It's Paula Deen's recipe, tweaked slightly") and is gay, and not afraid of letting his family know it.
"This is cupcake culture gone viral".
It's not the Cupcake update folks are so anxious to get their hands on – but its got voice search and Latitude, and that more than justifies the patch for us.
If it's a birthday cupcake, draw a candle to top it.
