You're probably crap in bed, Chad.
A long, long night of waiting in lines and shaking your head at rude people... all to get two for the price of one, or 60% off, or a $200 flatscreen that is probably going to crap out in a year anyway, etc.
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This is probably the most insane Apple rumor we've ever heard, and most likely crap.
And then finally there's a perception that because something's Fairtrade, it's probably a bit crap.
"He's being a f*cking dick, and he's probably a piece of crap, but it's also on those platforms," Huebel said of The Fat Jew in a Tuesday conversation with HuffPost.
In the joke, Cook posits that "The Dark Knight Rises" is such a bad movie, "... if none of that would have happened, I'm pretty sure that somebody in that theater, about 25 minutes in, realizing it was a piece of crap, was probably like, 'Ugh, fucking shoot me.'" He later issued an apology.
Caught on tape by an audience member who was committing one of the cardinal comedy-show sins -- taping a comedian's set without permission -- Cook joked that "The Dark Knight Rises" is such a bad movie that "... if none of that would have happened, I'm pretty sure that somebody in that theater, about 25 minutes in, realizing it was a piece of crap, was probably like, 'Ugh, fucking shoot me.'".
Less than that I'm not getting a nice momentum, and more than that I'm probably putting out too much crap.
If you follow the news, you're probably aware of what an enormous crap sandwich the past few weeks have been around the world.
