"The myth of 'celebrity' is not just innocently shallow entertainment, but a powerful and fundamental part of a larger movement revolving around greed, apathy and hierarchy that is currently dragging us down, down, down, lower and scarier, and perhaps weaker than we've ever, ever been".
Oh, and let's not forget the BlackBerry OS, which is currently dragging its feet at 20%.
The center of American politics is currently being dragged to the right by all this white anger, taking us all into a nastier and nastier politics as it does so.
The entire episode seems entirely plausible considering the airline is currently famous for violently dragging a guy off his flight, ending a puppy's life by cramming it into an overhead bin, and accidentally killing a giant rabbit.
While there are home-grown weaknesses in various countries and regions – including the world's two largest national economies, China and the United States – it seems that the mess in Europe is currently the biggest drag on the world economy.
Giving the Patent and Trademark Office (PTO) the resources to improve patent quality and opening up the patent process to citizen review will reduce the uncertainty and wasteful litigation that is currently a significant drag on innovation.
Hayne grew up there, and her mother is currently searching out Asian drag queens there.
Drag is currently a cultural Bitcoin, and it seems that in its peaking moment, it will either permanently tuck itself into the mainstream or pop back into the bubbles.
"I just want to be able to get kings and queens and nonbinary performers working together and having discussions about what drag is currently, what it has been, and where we can move it to that is truly new," she told NPR. "I think if we work together and have a conversation, we can really advance the art form".
He and his car are icons among fans of drag racing - Nataas, a Norwegian, is currently one of the leading drag racers in Europe.
The drag superstar is currently engaged in a Kickstarter campaign in order to fund the "Drag Becomes Him" project.
