Then again, short hair invariably seems weird in a Hollywood where flowing locks are the norm.
Almost invariably they are weird Finnish blokes who took too much liquid ket at a rave in Camden and ended up trapped in a fibreglass cage in Cyberdog, or girls from Leamington Spa who ended up basing their entire persona on the Akira re-runs they watched too many times as teenagers. .
He's a sweet, lovable child who, quite regularly, says or does something we can't explain to other people — something that will invariably seem kind of weird.
Commentary by broadcasters as talented as Costas and Couric invariably sounds stilted or weird as they ad lib between describing the intentions of the show's creators.
It's painful, loud, and once it's over you're invariably left covered in weird mucus and screaming at a world you don't understand.
The weird-weather issue invariably gets tangled up in the "attribution problem". The best you can do is say that X is consistent with Y.
You'll invariably find yourself shooting all sorts of weird mundanity you wouldn't think to video in a million years at regular speed: water pouring into a glass, pigeons on the street.
"Prior to Mert and Marcus, digital retouching was invariably used as a bit of a trick, to create something weird — Björk with two heads, models cut out and placed onto weird impossible backgrounds, etc. Mert and Marcus used digital technology in a different way, much more as a hand retoucher would have done — to make the girl perfect".
They will almost invariably disappoint somewhere along the way and then there's this weird justification limbo of "yeah, well, their old stuff is great!" and that always rings false even as the words are coming out.
The results are invariably comical: outsized, misshapen and inedible, like versions of the foods you know but in a weird dream or American supermarket.
I mean, I'm very interested in the experience of weird, complicated meals and the experience of cooing over them but when captured on your iPhone they invariably look like infected piles of sex and garbage.
