All this nostalgia is going somewhere I promise, but what I'm trying to get at before I snap back into bullshit-calling mode, is that my life is different because of Britney Spears.
"Do not deny yourself your strength because you're hooked into some bullshit story," Toomey bellowed.
It's obsessed people writing fan fiction and spinning it into some bullshit on the internet, when actually they don't know anything about it at all.
Best not to discuss how the Knicks actually played and just note the crowd's mood in the fourth quarter, when they started chanting, "These refs suck," before cutting a syllable and transitioning into, simply, "Bullshit".
We've gotten too far away from that under our new corporate parent in my opinion, so it's time to jump back into the bullshit and fully embrace it in the new year.
If you buy into your bullshit too much, you'll get stuck in crap and not be able to appreciate all the opportunities and cool people you meet.
Journalism is the suit that removes me from the self-destructive mania that comes from giving into the bullshit.
Of course it's also good for those who like to take advantage of the brief Canadian summer before the weather turns into total bullshit again.
