"Fortunately, Yeltsin wasn't drunk," says one interviewee, leaving us with a comforting seed for our mushroom jitters and doomsday dreams.
After one interviewee tells us: "I had Indian friends who were told they 'looked dirty' because they came from South India," Amfo exclaims: "Where is the love?" before playing, er, Where is the Love by the Black Eyed Peas.
"An arched foot is a foot having an orgasm," an interviewee informs us, an experience that several of the film's flushed enthusiasts, fondling their preciouses as eagerly as Gollum, seem constantly on the verge of.
Another interviewee told us that "the mind of those who control the target matters most, and this control right cannot be objectively valued given the preferences, contexts, and goals of stakeholders".
For example, if an interviewee told us that resource nurses had a role in bed allocation, we interviewed resource nurses.
One interviewee told us that he had a copy of one of the relaxation files on his computer and used it regularly.
Another interviewee told us that having completed the programme, they could not return to elements of it, such as resource materials: " … I couldn't go back and do the online thing again, no, it seemed to vanish after a certain time.
One interviewee told us that funding for Gold was introduced as a kind of last resort, to ensure that researchers could publish in their preferred journal even if it refused to offer a 6-month embargo period, and stressed that APCs may in some cases cost more than their smaller awards for travel or conference attendance.
The fact that the online course could be completed at one's own pace, on one's own was liked and one interviewee told us that they hadn't liked attending a group meeting, much preferring the online course: " I wasn't really impressed.
A week of this had us feeling dangerously close to contracting scurvy, so when a group of interviewees asked us to join them for Iftar (the meal that Muslims use to break their fast in the evening), we happily agreed.
