But there I go again thinking like a woman instead of a dude.
There is a Diet Coke that I want in my fridge and I am in this bed listening to the rain (AWWWW) and instead of a dude getting it for me in some post-ejaculatory obligation moment I am just left to dream of it, there, all ice-cold, compressed tingles, syrupy cancerousness, just waiting for meeeeeeeeeeeeee.
"This is it – but instead of yet another dude saving the day, our antiheroes are the most feared and formidable creatures man has ever encountered: two 15-year-old girls".
Instead of innocently beating a dude up, I killed him.
One of our most common words is "malakas," which means "wanker" but is mostly used instead of "friend," "bro," or "dude".
If you are a man, and you find the idea of being with another man sexually disgusting, I guess the answer is to not fuck another dude, instead of using political and social means to instil personal inclinations on minorities with different sexual agendas.
Coppola (the real one) produced this little claymation flick and although his intentions were pure and good, I think he could have gone with a different claymation-dude instead of the guy who did the California Raisins.
Instead of hitting Weill with "some version of, 'Dude, are you high?
Instead of trying to impress one dude in a fleece vest and chinos on Sand Hill Road a founder must impress the world.
"Instead of people going, 'Oh, that dude speaks with a lisp,′ they were like, 'No, no.
