The Gulf was just as the Atlantic is in summer: brownish, sluggish, a dingy aqueous apron stretching to nowhere — though warm as bathwater instead of dick-shrinkingly cold.
Visiting Amazon Books is like a slightly less exciting trip to the Apple Store: Instead of dicking around with iPads and smartwatches, maybe you try out a Kindle.
Just sent a work email to another branch saying we have yet to see their shipment on our dick instead of dock so if you need me I'll be unemployed.
Pay import taxes instead of suckin' dick!
In the Keatings' bedroom, Annalise is ready to rumble over the incriminating "penis picture" (why we're calling this a penis picture instead of a dick pic is beyond me, but then again Sam Keating was dumb enough not to use Snapchat).
The episode "Artifact" shows Martha Wayne mistakenly identified as 'Batwoman' along with Thomas Wayne as Batman and their son (instead of Dick Grayson) as Red Robin.
Instead of "kept his dick with," Shakeri sang "kept his lips with".
Instead of swingin' our dicks around with a complete disregard for other humans, last year we really examined what we were doing and why we were doing it.
Sometimes you have to stare right down the stem of a dickfinger to find truth: that hey, maybe you're the one who's behind the times, for not wanting a sort of dick thing instead of a finger.
