With it I can walk, fear snakes a little less, and satisfy my insane need for order all at the same time.
I own my laziness and my insane need for life to be just a little less complicated.
After decrying that it's insane for needing to "show your birth certificate to take a dump at a Wal-Mart in North Carolina," he took one giant step backwards by reportedly saying that he'd prefer not to have a "woman with a dick" next to him at the urinal.
Naomi — that's my wife — she's not some insane person who needs to have everything perfectly in place all the time.
Jimmy Wales, who co-founded Wikipedia in 2001 and has overseen its transformation into the sixth most visited site on the internet, told the Observer: "It's completely insane and it needs to be fixed".
Unless of course, your standard for "good week for Mike Huckabee" is "Mike Huckabee said a bunch of stuff that will appeal directly to the sort of insane voters he needs to court to win the GOP presidential primary," in which case it's been a great week for Mike Huckabee.
After six break-ups, I can pretty much sing-a-long to the inevitable speech of "you're impossible… completely self absorbed", or, as my most recent ex put it, "genuinely insane and in need of professional help".
It would be nice, wouldn't it, to live in a world where the media – tabloid and broadsheet – didn't talk about and to unmarried grown women as if they were hysterical teenagers desperate to be saved by their prince, insane with a need to be married NOW.
Then, at the end of the 70s, came a small part on Taxi as a budding Romeo with a sweat problem, swiftly followed by the ceaseless flow of TV and movie gigs (in everything from Hill Street Blues to Muppets From Space) that cemented his reputation as the man to call whenever you needed insane vanity, seismic arrogance, and male pattern baldness.
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