With a bit of practice, you could be your own barista, without the constant indignity of walking around in a garish green apron and a baseball hat while dragging a filthy broom behind you during "3pm junkie check" in the men's bathroom.
Pogba was still by some distance the most elegant mover in the midfield, those spindly legs instruments of fine-tuned torture as at one point he flipped the ball over Touré's head – "putting a hat on him" in the Brazilian phrase, a grave indignity – before spinning around to pick up the return with Touré still engaging the reverse thrusters.
But the equation is violently perverted if you're more willing to suffer the indignity of walking around with a feeding tube shoved down your face than you are to simply re-evaluate how you approach food and exercise, or to earn a profounder understanding of beauty and health.
After a series of everyday indignities such as getting pushed around by police and having to work dead-end jobs, they form the collective NWA (Niggaz With Attitude).
What had been hoped as a laurel wreath to crown a long career became a national indignity, and an anchor around DuPont's neck.
The plot hinges partly around the indignity of a man having double-barrelled his name with his mean, lying wife's.
It was a moment of such sweet release for Wenger that this most urbane, neat and tidy of men was happy to allow himself to be subjected to the indignity of being chased around Wembley by men wielding bottles of bubbly before getting the celebratory 'bumps'bumps
Many of us have the indignity of being unable to get around the country we call home.
One moment they're children, suffering the indignity of having bald, badly dressed parents chauffeur them around; the next they're full-fledged members of an on-the-go society.
That's also why he's so often disgusted with the operatic corruption and indignities that swarm around him, and why he loathes the stifling bureaucracy that he is part of yet somehow can't bring himself to leave.
