You just sit here in your jet like some kind of god, making the calls, telling your representatives on Earth what needs to get done, and when people get killed you spread your hands and say you didn't know what was happening down there on the ground.
The only thing better than teamwork in modern war is ejecting from a jet, headshotting an enemy with a pistol, then landing back in your jet to continue the slaughter.
Don't cry in your green beer, Jets fans.
Consider uninsured or underinsured boater coverage in case your Jet Ski, yourself or your passengers are insured by someone who doesn't have collision coverage.
Unless you fly in your own jet or in first class, economics dictates that you will be squashed into a seat that is a few inches too narrow and too close to the one in front to be anything resembling comfortable after three hours.
Now he speaks of them with resentment: "You can arrive in your private jet at Kennedy Airport," the mayor said recently, "take a private limousine and go straight to the shelter system and walk in the door and we've got to give you shelter".
Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg, who has a penchant for hyperbole, was at it again this month when he fumed that New York State's guarantee to shelter the homeless means "you can arrive in your private jet at Kennedy Airport, take a private limousine and go straight to the shelter system, and walk in the door and we've got to give you shelter".
If it had come from a mayor who, when responding to news of the city's rising homelessness rate, did not quickly blame the fact that city shelters must accommodate all comers, as he did recently, saying, "You can arrive in your private jet at Kennedy Airport, take a private limousine and go straight to the shelter system and walk in the door and we've got to give you shelter".
He reported that the New York City shelter system was being inundated by people from out of town, and, on one of his radio shows, he gave a skewed example of the city's long-standing legal obligation, claiming, "You can arrive in your private jet at Kennedy Airport, take a private limousine and go straight to the shelter system and walk in the door and we've got to give you shelter".
In the meantime, start practicing your jet dance.
Do not store your jet ski in the house.
