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No one sees you walking with a tick tick in your dick.
Previously: Don't Stick Dominoes in Your Dick.
Don't Stick Dominoes in Your Dick.
If you damage that, you could lose feeling in your dick, which is generally considered a bad thing.
Unlike a regular old flogging or ball gagging session, if you're going to stick a bunch of needles in your dick, you better know what you're doing.
After reading articles like "Don't Stick Dominoes in Your Dick" and "'Ruff Buttlove' and Other Prison Raps," we knew that Bert Burykill, our prison correspondent, would translate well to video.
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