But even I am prepared to admit that golf enjoys something of an unsung minimalist design icon in its balls (those bulky bags of clubs just make me think of that mess of clutter under the stairs).
We'll have to start combing through other old "Simpsons" episodes to see what other cyber-crimes it had in its crystal ball.
Never leave your hamster without food or water for longer than 30 minutes at a time, for instance when it's in its exercise ball.
FIFA, the global stakeholder for soccer, will get to take the $3.2 billion it made on this Cup to its banks in Zurich before it takes its ball to Brazil for the next tournament, in 2014.
Based on the Pikachu from the Pokémon anime, it refuses to stay in its Poké Ball, and instead follows the main character around on screen.
There is Dark in a nutshell, in all its ball-aching, sexist prattishness.
They start to dance – and the atmosphere is shattered long before they stumble and damage the unicorn in its glass ball.
A few months later, the hamster, Princess Stephanie, was playing in its exercise ball on the floor of their apartment in Bushwick, Brooklyn, when an older son, who is 25, flew into a rage.
