"Frankly, I don't care if he was mad, bad or sad," the boiled-bellend-in-a-Moss-Bros-suit said, never shy of using a tragedy to push his brand.
"It's really challenging to live and create in a bro-grammer culture.
In that case, pray Saint Peter goes in for a bro-hug, and not a shake.
You can't squeeze a soft dick into the toy, so I doused my hand in lube and then jacked off to a video of a bro in cargo shorts fucking another bro.
At TechCrunch Disrupt in San Francisco, back in September, a bro-friendly startup called BRANDiD presented a website for taking the strain out of clothes buying in our battlefield competition, for example.
Meanwhile, the men engage in a conspiracy of "bro-code," which is broken so often that it's more of a bro guideline.
On her first Friday night at Ryland, Greer finds herself at a frat party, where she is targeted by Darren Tinzler, a bro in a backward cap, who, in classic campus-predator form, appraises her drunkenness and gets her into a corner: He reached out in a proprietary way and rubbed the collar of her shirt between his fingers, and she was startled and didn't know what to do, because this wasn't right.
"A bro in intelligence says Charlie [the Vietcong] might try to pull off something big during the Tet holiday," he says.
This bro had no qualms about stating exactly what he was looking for in a perfect bro partner: jam sessions, BLT convos and a healthy dose of fart jokes.
For instance, in Ocean City, a Bro within ear-shot chortled about defying evacuation orders during the first "once-in-a-lifetime storm" of Christie's tenure, Hurricane Irene in August 2011.
