"I was worried that the hamburger was going to impale me".
Pockmarks in the walls spoke of her many attempts to impale me with her shoes.
Never mind that when you turn me over to Lord Hexulon he will most certainly impale me on the gibbet until I am quite spent and my doomed spirit has flown to the Shadowy Bearings".
So the announcement of "I Was Impaled" on Discovery Fit & Health (why not Spike?) made me nostalgic, like a cross-dresser hearing about a screening of "I Was a Male War Bride".
Appearing in a show that had won three Olivier awards, I had a single window looking out on to a stairwell with a decomposing pigeon impaled on razor wire staring back at me.
Wordlessly she got in my car, and as we approached the scene of an accident where five babies had been thrown through the windscreen with another impaled on the instrument binnacle, she allowed me to sodomise her vigorously etc, etc.
"The bull carried me around the ring for a minute, impaled on his horns".
It gave out on me and it gave out on Bryn, impaled by fear or by doubt or by some worthless shade of gray.
IN the end, it was the pool ball — faded, impaled on a rod, stuck to a small platform — that almost got me.
In fact for the next 30 minutes several brook trout impaled themselves on the bright green fly, and then, as if to tell me they had gotten wise to my tomfoolery, stopped biting.
