This time I didn't write about real things and I didn't write about imaginary things.
Or were these all imaginary things that never happened at all? "These questions, however, are largely irrelevant now".
The economy is still largely in ruins, thanks to the people who "drive the economy" by doing imaginary things on Wall Street, and there just isn't much money left to spare for people who do actual things anymore.
This is because before he was a reality-show host, he was in the New York real estate business, a profession in which it is vital to be able to say imaginary things with total certainty.
"I carve what I see, not just legends and imaginary things that come to my mind, but also scenes from daily life or working in the fields, things that are linked to religion or society," Mr. Borges said.
Unlike most of us, they have practical motives for wondering how best to make imaginary things seem convincing, a problem that must be solved as much for "Vanity Fair" as for "A Wrinkle in Time".
Times, Telegraph and Daily Mail readers had assumed cuts to the pinko BBC would only affect all those imaginary things they didn't like, such as BBC2's Gay Pet Dating Hour, BBC4's Paedovision and the Asian Network's Superstars of So-Called Islamic State.
Or Jenny, a bright musical child who "functions very well … among imaginary things" and has not one but a whole coterie of imaginary friends, who join the family each evening when Jonathan serves dinner: I've laid out plates, I told her, for Melanie and Jessica but I can't remember the third name.
