Sentence examples similar to if i dead from inspiring English sources

This time, my daughter's godfather phoned me and said: "Are you dead?" I went: "If I was dead, I wouldn't be talking to you".

"You talked as if I were dead.

"If I'm dead honest, no.

If I drop dead, I am coffin-ready.

I lay down and acted as if I were dead.

"If I drop dead tonight, then I live on.

The F.B.I. couldn't discipline me if I was dead.

We'll just see if I'm dead or not.

"I would be happy if I was dead last both days".

I lay still, trying to figure out if I was dead or alive.

From the sudden conviction that if I dropped dead He wouldn't so much as hesitate.