I could have made a personal declaration that "I will always be too expensive to buy", but that was clearly a no-no, so I put my signature instead to a form stating that "I, the undersigned, hereby certify that I will always mean what I say".
On the other hand I can promise to meet you tomorrow by uttering the words, "I promise to meet you tomorrow," and if I have the authority to do so, I can even appoint you to an office by saying, "I hereby appoint you".
The undersigned hereby agrees to aforementioned terms in this very standard N.D.A. Signed, ______________________ Contractor ______________________ Client By Larissa MacFarquhar By Rivka Galchen By Blythe Roberson and Jason Adam Katzenstein By Jia Tolentino By Malcolm Gladwell By Demi Adejuyigbe By Ali Fitzgerald By Larissa MacFarquhar By Rivka Galchen.
Much like no one's ever going to find a piece of paper in an energy company's top drawer saying, "We, the undersigned, hereby agree to collude on prices".
LISSA: I, the undersigned, do hereby swear to give up lying to others and/or myself for the remaining -- what is it?
I can already feel it piling into the garbage segment of my political memory, so that one day in the future, Javid's oaths will have become I, the undersigned, do hereby promise to defend John Major's cones around Theresa May's racist vans, protect them from the vandalism of ridicule, because that is the British way; to tolerate views you disagree with, including this stupid oath.
I hereby appoint Mayor Bloomberg as Governor Christie's personal health nanny.
Heraclitus: I hereby appoint two of you among us who have expressed desire to speak on Marclay's behalf before the Tribunal: Mademoiselle Gertrude Stein and Monsieur Voltaire, who the Tribunal has amply witnessed both as having the sufficient acumen for Time and Art to speak before this assembly.
Next, provide a blank and say _____, I the undersigned give permission for my child, ______, to attend the field trip with ______ (your organization.
By J. Hamilton and Geoffrey T. Hellman The New Yorker, October 27, 1951 P. 24 The following notice is hanging on the Wall in the World Headquarters Building of I.B.M.: "Effective immediately, Mr. John Kazmierski is hereby appointed as "Lounge Warden" of Sales Engineering Department.
"We, the undersigned, do hereby protest with extreme vehemence as well as shattered illusions (in you) the preference of David Hemmings above Mick Jagger in the role of Alex in The Clockwork Orange," the petition read.
