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"It was already broken, I just split it more".
Hey, parents of an only child considering having one more, know that I just split an M&M in half.
I didn't want to do a three-part thing, it's just that it took 50 pages to tell the story, so I just split it up.
Buzzfeed made a list of the 10 worst Gilbert Gottfried tsunami jokes and here's one of the worst ones he tweeted: "I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, 'There'll be another one floating by any minute now.'".
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"It's sooo hard now To transfer position from one room to the next …... and I wish I could just split this body in two One chest for sex The other to feed through".
I explain to Simon that I've just split up with someone and am feeling emotionally battered, and he tells me how yoga holidays are great for helping people deal with break-ups.
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I had just split up with an overbearing mental case, so I guess we both weren't interested in meeting anyone.
He was not my husband, with whom I had just split up.
"Off the field I had just split up with my ex and we had two children.
Unless I know that someone around the table is really hard up, and has chosen accordingly, I favour just splitting the bill equally – after all, everyone had the option of choosing whatever they wanted, and to nitpick about your risotto being cheaper than his steak can spoil the atmosphere remarkably swiftly.
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Since I tried Ludwig back in 2017, I have been constantly using it in both editing and translation. Ever since, I suggest it to my translators at ProSciEditing.

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