"I was applying for a job as a police officer in Nassau County," he said, "and I was instructed that I ought to register Republican if I was going to get that job".
"We will be locking down the Moulton Paddocks stables with immediate effect, and I have instructed that I want a full round of blood samples, and dope testing done on every single horse on that premises.
The following morning, the Moroccan man mournfully informed me that he had done as I instructed, and that the devil had simply changed tactics.
I'm instructed that if I expect men to be allies in the feminist movement, I can't talk about wolf whistles and arse pats when men are at risk of having their teeth kicked in.
"I instructed them that if people are having sex in a car and it's dark, don't get involved.
I instructed him that he should never, ever again make any financial decision.
I instruct our students that the riposo after lunch does demand silence and an end to shopping, even if repose itself can't be legislated.
I was desperate enough for a job that I ignored his command to I stand up and turn around for him, after which he claimed I "look just like Marlene Monroe!" Over the course of my two months on the job I was instructed that in order to entice skeptical customers to stay at what was clearly a third-rate motel, I should offer them a lower room price.
The dosdii was placed on my face, resting weightlessly over my nose and cheeks like a Venetian mask, and I was instructed that the best way to experience the scent was to inhale as I drank.
I have instructed that they be relocated to Christmas Island as soon as possible".
Qwabe's lawyer, Thabo Nogemane, said: "I am instructed that some unknown police officer assaulted him by means of a big torch.
