I will forewarn you that having an excess of possessions, doesn't lead to happiness.
And maybe I should forewarn you, especially all of you intellectually superior media types- if Larry David's walk runs for President, it will walk away with the Oval.
I am forewarning you that this is the most addictive game I have come across since GTA San Andreas.
It could even forewarn you that your adorable, potential neighbor's apartment doubles as a German Bass club at night.
In the above clip you can watch her sing through portions of "Dulcinea" and "Aldonza" from "Man of La Mancha"; earlier in the video she also performs selections from "I Don't Need Anything But You," "The Ladies Who Lunch" and "On My Own," though be forewarned you'll encounter a naughty word or two.
However, be forewarned: you must have a skit prepared.
I'm not sure if any of you have had a chance to buy the book and crack it open, but if not be forewarned: you are about to find yourself in a deluge.
Still, be forewarned: you're in the city that never sleeps and whose major tourist sights always have lines.
So, if you're looking for women on Chatroulette, be forewarned: you're more likely to encounter an empty chair.
However, if you do find yourself making that call for the latest, greatest widget, be forewarned: you will be barraged with upsell offers.
Fortunately, I forewarned Lucinea I would be back late.
