There is a hunting channel.
Kitted out in state-of-the-art camo, boots, binoculars and pack, I tuned in to the numerous cable hunting channels that constantly broadcast dudes giggling like freshly deflowered schoolgirls over the still warm corpses of large, beautiful and traumatically terminated American wildlife.
Hunt claims that Channel 4 is not trying to compete with BBC4, but even if it was, it wouldn't worry Sue Deeks.
As well as Black Mirror, the Island and the Hunted, Endemol Shine produce Channel 4 hits Deal or No Deal and Eight Out of 10 Cats.
But a little thought has to go into finding NBCSN, which does not get a lot of respect, a remnant of contracts it signed when it was primarily a hunting and fishing channel with an annual foray into the Tour de France.
Go to any busy hunting areas in channel 1. Find a good platform without any monsters where you can get as much mesos as you can without dying.
This week's Comic Strip Presents: The Hunt for Tony Blair on Channel 4 showed him as a larky, almost lovable rogue.
The Acoustic Research pair at least has an auto-scan button that purports to hunt down a clear channel.
During the early 19th century, British hunters crossed the channel to hunt in the grounds of north west France.
In a universe that some estimate will reach 500 channels, the hunt for ad dollars will become increasingly competitive.
